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Can cuss for ten minutes without ever repeating a word. |
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Have a spine. |
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Can play a cherry Lieutenant like a finely tuned instrument. |
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Can see in the Dark. |
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Have eyes in the back of their heads. |
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Still don't trust the Russians. |
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Still hate the French. |
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Don't know how to be politically correct. |
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Don't give a damn about being politically correct. |
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Think that "politically correct" should fall under "sodomy" in the UCMJ. |
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Love deployments because there is less paperwork and more "real work." |
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Can run a 4 miles with a hangover. |
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Do not fear women in the military. |
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Would actually like to date G.I. Jane. |
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Still know how to use a buffer. |
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Can tell you anything you want to know about an M1911A1 even though they are no longer in the inventory. |
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Believe that they do have a rendezvous with destiny. |
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Believe that "Nuts" wasn't all that Brigadier General McAuliffe said to the Germans at Bastogne. |
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Don't know how to use a "stress card". |
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Idolize John Wayne. |
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Don't believe that AAFES really needs a "commander". |
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Really don't like taking shit from those who haven't "been there". |
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Would have paid money to see Custer getting his clock cleaned. |
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Know how to properly construct a field latrine. |
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Know how to do a daisy chain. |
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Knows that a daisy chain is not a sex act. |
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Might admire the Germans, but still realize they got their asses kicked. |
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Aren't afraid of the Chinese, who probably don't have enough rowboats to invade Taiwan. |
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Would rather be OPFOR than MOPP 4. |
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Don't believe a damn thing the Iraqis say. |
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Don't need a GPS to find themselves. |
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Have enough BDU's in their closet to start a surplus store. |
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Still have their Fatigues and Khakis. |
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Think that MRE's taste good (with a little hot sauce). |
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Are convinced that "wall-to-wall" counseling really works. |
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Have more time on the frontline than their commanders have in the chow line. |
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Know how to make coffee when the measuring scoop goes missing. |
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Know that it's not good coffee when you can see through it. |
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Don't blame poor marksmanship on their M-16. |
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Know that inept leaders will always say they have inept soldiers. |
